The Boston Globe, September 20th, 2004 Sports Headlines:
Pessimistic:
Manny & Pedro Kidnapped in Bronx. Authorities have no leads.
- Cairo's Blast in 11th Sweeps Sox
- Bellhorn Arrested for Possesion
- Pats Melt in Phoenix Heat. Brady breaks leg.
- Ballgirl Bling Bling: Baron is Engaged
Optimistic:
Sox on Fire. Boss Much Hotter.
- Cashman, Torre Axed After Sox Pound Yanks Again, 12-0.
- A-Rod "I should've gone to Boston. This place is a joke."
- Nomar, Cubs eliminated: "Actually, Mia, you're ugly."
- Raizin' Arizona - Pats clobber Cardinals 62-0.
- Santana Quits Twins: To Play Drums for Touring Cousin Carlos