"Mike, I need you to do me a favor...
Last week Johnny Damon returned to Fenway. You and I and everyone else with any sense of realism could have guessed beforehand that Damon was going to get booed. He had, after all, turned down $10,000,000 per year from Boston to instead go and play for the Yankees. Switching sides in that manner tends to get Sox or Yankee fans a little upset. Especially when the player had vowed on 5/1/05:
"There's no way I can go play for the Yankees, but I know they are going to come after me hard. It's definitely not the most important thing to go out there for the top dollar, which the Yankees are going to offer me. It's not what I need."
So Johnny got booed at Fenway. And Joe Torre was appalled: "I was a little disappointed by the reaction. Evidently, wearing a Yankee uniform overrides winning a World Series. Without Johnny here, they might be working on 89 or 90 years."
Flash forward to last night in the Bronx. Randy Johnson had a rough outing. As you yourself wrote: "They booed him at the Stadium then. Booed him big." I kept reading your article (excellent as always) but either I'm blind or Saintly Joe Of The Angelic Torres neglected to chastise the Self-Proclaimed Best Fans In The World for booing Johnson. To twist Pope Joe's own words:
Evidently, getting beat by guys wearing Red Sox uniforms overrides wearing a Yankee uniform.
So could you do me a favor and ask Father Joe (of the Father, Son, & Holy Ghost Joes) what time the Mass is when we will hear him wash the Church Of The Pinstriped congregation's mouth out with soap? I don't want to miss it.
Thanks!
Signed,
One Of Those Disrespectful Sox Fans Who Had The Gall To Boo A Traitor"
Ok, I'm going to take a couple of aspirin and try to sleep now. Someone, please, stop playing those drums so loud.