[Manny's PS2]

I love that I just checked the game and got to see the game losing hit. Great.

[SoxAroundTheWorld]

How much longer until pitchers and catchers report?

[BigSlick]

Manny, on 05 April 2012 - 03:23 PM, said:

I love that I just checked the game and got to see the game losing hit. Great.

I thought I was bad. Last night I turned on the Marlins/Cardinals game in the 7th inning. On the second pitch I saw the Marlins broke up a no hitter.

[RedSoxAnni]

Boston                             ab  r  h  2b  3b  hr  rbi  w  k  avg.
 Ellsbury, Jacoby cf                  4  0  0   0   0   0    0  0  0  .000
 Pedroia, Dustin 2b                   4  1  1   1   0   0    0  0  0  .250
 Gonzalez, Adrian 1b                  3  0  1   0   0   0    0  1  1  .333
  McDonald, Darnell pr                0  1  0   0   0   0    0  0  0  .000
  Punto, Nick 3b                      0  0  0   0   0   0    0  0  0  .000
 Ortiz, David dh                      3  0  1   1   0   0    1  0  1  .333
 Youkilis, Kevin 3b-1b                4  0  0   0   0   0    0  0  2  .000
 Sweeney, Ryan rf                     4  0  2   0   1   0    1  0  1  .500
 Ross, Cody lf                        4  0  0   0   0   0    0  0  1  .000
 Saltalamacchia, Jarrod c             3  0  0   0   0   0    0  0  1  .000
 Aviles, Mike ss                      3  0  0   0   0   0    0  0  1  .000
  Totals                             32  2  5   2   1   0    2  1  8 
 
  Detroit                            ab  r  h  2b  3b  hr  rbi  w  k  avg.
 Jackson, Austin cf                   5  1  3   0   1   0    1  0  0  .600
 Boesch, Brennan rf                   4  0  0   0   0   0    0  0  0  .000
  Kelly, Don rf                       0  0  0   0   0   0    0  0  0  .000
 Cabrera, Miguel 3b                   1  0  0   0   0   0    0  3  0  .000
 Fielder, Prince 1b                   3  0  1   0   0   0    1  0  1  .333
 Young, Delmon lf                     4  0  0   0   0   0    0  0  0  .000
  Thomas, Clete lf                    0  0  0   0   0   0    0  0  0  .000
 Raburn, Ryan dh                      4  0  1   0   0   0    0  0  1  .250
 Peralta, Jhonny ss                   3  1  3   1   0   0    0  1  0 1.000
  Worth, Danny pr                     0  1  0   0   0   0    0  0  0  .000
 Avila, Alex c                        4  0  2   1   0   0    1  0  1  .500
 Santiago, Ramon 2b                   3  0  0   0   0   0    0  0  1  .000
  Totals                             31  3 10   2   1   0    3  4  4 
 
  Boston            0 0 0  0 0 0  0 0 2  --  2
  Detroit           0 0 0  0 0 0  1 1 1  --  3
 
      One out when winning run scored.
 
     E_M.Cabrera. LOB_Boston 5, Detroit 9. 2B_D.Pedroia, D.Ortiz, J.Peralta, 
 A.Avila. 3B_R.Sweeney, A.Jackson. SF_D.Ortiz, P.Fielder. SB_D.McDonald (1). 
 GIDP_B.Boesch, P.Fielder, D.Young. DP_Boston 3 (K.Youkilis, D.Pedroia and 
 A.Gonzalez), (M.Aviles, D.Pedroia and A.Gonzalez), (M.Aviles and A.Gonzalez).
 
  Boston                      IP      H  R ER BB SO  HR  PC-ST   ERA
 Lester, Jon                   7      6  1  1  3  4   0 107-63  1.29
 Padilla, Vicente             1-3     1  1  1  1  0   0    9-4 27.00
 Morales, Franklin            2-3     0  0  0  0  0   0    6-5  0.00
 Melancon, Mark (L 0-1)       1-3     2  1  1  0  0   0   10-8 27.00
 Aceves, Alfredo               0      1  0  0  0  0   0    7-3  0.00
 
  Detroit                     IP      H  R ER BB SO  HR  PC-ST   ERA
 Verlander, Justin             8      2  0  0  1  7   0 105-66  0.00
 Valverde, Jose (W 1-0;B 1)    1      3  2  2  0  1   0  22-16 18.00
 
      A.Aceves pitched to 2 batters in the 9th.
 
 IBB_off V.Padilla (M.Cabrera). 
 HBP_by A.Aceves (R.Santiago). 
 T_3:07. A_45,027.
 Umpires_Home, Dale Scott; First, Bill Miller;
         Second, CB Bucknor; Third, Dan Iassogna.
 
 04/05 16:33:15 ET

[FishCake]

BigSlick, on 05 April 2012 - 03:33 PM, said:

I thought I was bad. Last night I turned on the Marlins/Cardinals game in the 7th inning. On the second pitch I saw the Marlins broke up a no hitter.

But no homeruns to make that silly machine light up and be stupid!

[Hail Cesar]

BigSlick, on 05 April 2012 - 12:43 PM, said:

The Sox are on pace to have 1458 DP's this year, just shy of the record set by hail Cesar's Mom.

My mom was pretty slick at short back in the day.

Wait, you're making fun of my mom, aren't you?

I think the negative mojo about my mom is what caused the loss. It can't be anything else.

[rominer]

FishCake, on 05 April 2012 - 03:41 PM, said:

But no homeruns to make that silly machine light up and be stupid!

After all your talk about f**king today, I thought "make that silly machine light up and be stupid" was a euphemism for something else.

I forgot about that gay "only in the gayest city in America would this be a good idea" home run feature thingy.

[Cudahy]

Looks like starting out with 8 in the pen was a smart decision. Right off the bat that looks like our biggest question mark.

[acr]

Good to see the team pick up right where they left off in September. Shitdicks.

[The Ghost of Ned Martin]

**** the bullpen.


Actually **** the Red Sox front office.

Well at least Liverpool is having a winning season....oh wait.

**** John Henry.

[rominer]

The Ghost of Ned Martin, on 05 April 2012 - 05:42 PM, said:

**** the bullpen.


Actually **** the Red Sox front office.

Well at least Liverpool is having a winning season....oh wait.

**** John Henry.

Someone is getting excited.

Of course, you know this already, since you can see her through your binoculars.

[FishCake]

rominer, on 05 April 2012 - 05:48 PM, said:

Someone is getting excited.

Of course, you know this already, since you can see her through your binoculars.

He ran away when I yelled out to make that silly machine light up and be stupid. I need to rethink my pick-up lines.

[BigSlick]

FishCake, on 05 April 2012 - 06:39 PM, said:

He ran away when I yelled out to make that silly machine light up and be stupid. I need to rethink my pick-up lines.

I wouldn't run away.

[The Ghost of Ned Martin]

BigSlick, on 05 April 2012 - 08:22 PM, said:

I wouldn't run away.

You also wouldn't be in Fishcake's tree.

Fishcake and I have something special and enduring. But sometimes she gets crazy and, quite frankly, sometimes, when she gets all riled up, she hurts me.

I've said enough.

Fishcake has warned me about the consequences of loose lips.

[Sox Sweep Again]

Meh, watched this game (which started at like 10 AM here, an ungodly hour for me) and I just hate games where we tie it in the ninth and lose anyway... because after the game I still had to go to the DMV and change out my Colorado expired plates for Nevada ones.

DMV, and a loss after a ninth-inning tie. Meh.

[Hail Cesar]

The Ghost of Ned Martin, on 05 April 2012 - 08:30 PM, said:

Fishcake has warned me about the consequences of loose lips.

In some instances, loose lips might not be so much of a bad thing for Fishcake. However, methinks she prefers the silly machine to light up and be stupid.