[RedSoxAnni]

Game time: 1:05 pm

Scheduled starters: Clay Buchholz (NR) v. Max Scherzer (NR)

The game will be on NESN and WEEI

Detroit weather: 9 am observation at KDET: Wind out of the west at 12 mph with gusts to 20 mph, visibility 10 miles, overcast at 6,000 feet, temperature 53F. DP 41F

Forecast: The sun will break through this afternoon. It will get into the upper 50s/low 60s with a gusty wind blowing out.

Keep the ball DOWN, Clay! You saw what they can do with the wind blowing IN!

[FishCake]

At least there's offense today.

[rominer]

FishCake, on 08 April 2012 - 02:05 PM, said:

At least there's offense today.

We're outhitting them 9-8. I'm putting this one in the win column right now, before something happens.

[FishCake]

Gonzales say F*#k This Sh*t. We still haven't come up with a 2012 rally cry, have we?

This post has been edited by FishCake: 08 April 2012 - 02:26 PM

[rominer]

FishCake, on 08 April 2012 - 02:25 PM, said:

Gonzales say F*#k This Sh*t. We still haven't come up with a 2012 rally cry, have we?

I tried with "Kill the head and the body will die," but I guess there was some fear that that might lead to an indefinite suspension.

[FishCake]

rominer, on 08 April 2012 - 02:40 PM, said:

I tried with "Kill the head and the body will die," but I guess there was some fear that that might lead to an indefinite suspension.

We'll just tell them you were standing your ground.

[rominer]

And we have now had our first improperly issued warning of the season.

[FishCake]

Really wanted Papi to take Cook deep there...or beat the crap out of him.

[rominer]

FishCake, on 08 April 2012 - 03:11 PM, said:

Really wanted Papi to take Cook deep there...or beat the crap out of him.

Or line it off of his Coke-nose.

[FishCake]

rominer, on 08 April 2012 - 03:13 PM, said:

Or line it off of his Coke-nose.

Are we the only ones on this board that don't celebrate Easter? Damn Easter Bunny can die in a fire.

[FishCake]

It's only the third game...it's only the third game...it's only the third game...

[rominer]

The penalty for DUI should really be a lot higher than it is.

[Hail Cesar]

Alfredo does not equal closer.

[BigSlick]

They better not blow the lead again.

Melancon will get his audition for the closer role now (barring a few more Sox runs)

[BigSlick]

Are you f*cking kidding me?

[rominer]

I will not ever buy an American car.

I will not ever support a taxpayer bailout of the American car industry.

I hope that the city of Detroit falls permanently into depression.

F**k you.

[Hail Cesar]

BigSlick, on 08 April 2012 - 04:56 PM, said:

Are you f*cking kidding me?

I hate you Andrew Bailey for getting a thumb injury. I hate you Papelbon for not accepting $6 million a year to be the closer. I hate you Alfredo and Melancon for being shitty closers.

[rominer]

And on the third day, baseball was still gay.

[Hail Cesar]

Panic button: the Red Sox would have been 2-1 at this point with Papelbon a the closer.

[rominer]

Hail Cesar, on 08 April 2012 - 05:37 PM, said:

Panic button: the Red Sox would have been 2-1 at this point with Papelbon a the closer.

They have only had a lead in one of these games. Does Papelbon hit?