A further analysis brings up many questions. Firstly, where are the ladies? C'mon ladies. Shake your Paypal booties!
Agreed. I'm actually going, so I fully expect more women to come, just based on my presence. I'll be liquored up and easy to take advantage of!
Seriously, I'm going going to start calling out people like...BSG...and PTH...and Booma...and FF. C'mon, if I'm going, you all have no excuse! I went to one outing and was scarred for life, but I'm going again...and you should too, dammit. If not for me, for the sake of the rest of the lonely male slobs on this board.
Secondly, if I seat TLB next to TimlinInThe8th and SoxSweepAgain, will there be any beer left in the concession stand under the bleachers by the 5th inning?
Short answer: no.
Slightly longer answer: The Guinness and Harp stand is too far away from the bleachers. Plus, if FourthBase ends up going he might get us all booted for "getting up too much" and "having way too good of a time."
Also, if anyone is having trouble affording beers at the park they I'll gladly set up a booth to refinance your home for the cost of half a dozen Coors Lights. We'll file it under Cash Out/Drunk Consolidation.