I am exactly zero percent surprised at the degree to which you people are a bunch of pussies who are afraid to bet something as gay as an avatar over something as meaningless as the over/under on Buchholz's ERA + Lester's ERA.
So am providing you with the kind of structure that leaves you with no excuses for not betting, predicting, prognosticating, or whatever the f**k assholes like you choose to call it. Go here
, take about 23 seconds to make predictions about opening day. Winner gets a video of BigSlick "catching" a home run ball. Losers get a video of BigSlick eating 14 lbs. of chicken wings. Non-participants get to have sex with Charlie Sheen. Unless they want to, in which case they can't.
Stakes not high enough for you? Good. That's a start.
Don't try to say that you're too busy. It only takes one hand to do this thing.