[rominer]

Manny, on 14 June 2011 - 01:06 PM, said:

Sorry, I don't have Bill James fellating me under my desk right now or I'd have had those stats at my finger tips like you.

I checked with Freud. He says you're projecting.

He also mentioned that he is dead.

[BigSlick]

Manny, on 14 June 2011 - 01:06 PM, said:

Sorry, I don't have Bill James fellating me under my desk right now or I'd have had those stats at my finger tips like you.

Wouldn't rom have been fellating Bill James?

[Manny's PS2]

rominer, on 14 June 2011 - 02:39 PM, said:

I checked with Freud. He says you're projecting.

He also mentioned that he is dead.

Projecting Bill James Blowing you - yes, I agree with the deceased Dr. In fact, I wrote my projection with words in a post, which gave that coked out jackass a pretty clear image. You know what they say: Dead shrinks, you can't live with them and if you do, you are one sick bastard.

[rominer]

BigSlick, on 14 June 2011 - 03:06 PM, said:

Wouldn't rom have been fellating Bill James?

I'm going to sue you.

[The Ghost of Ned Martin]

rominer, on 14 June 2011 - 02:39 PM, said:

I checked with Freud. He says you're projecting.

He also mentioned that he is dead.

Did he mention anything about a banana?

[BigSlick]

The Ghost of Ned Martin, on 14 June 2011 - 07:04 PM, said:

Did he mention anything about a banana?

...or a cigar?

[rominer]

No, but when we were talking about the AL player of the week he did bring up tulips a lot.

[BigSlick]

Can a mod quickly lock this thread before the Sox get shutout tonight?

What kind of asshole starts a thread like this before the streak is over?

[roidrage]

BigSlick, on 14 June 2011 - 08:03 PM, said:

Can a mod quickly lock this thread before the Sox get shutout tonight?

What kind of asshole starts a thread like this before the streak is over?

Same kind that tells people his mother is dead. What a piece of shit.

[Manny's PS2]

The Ghost of Ned Martin, on 14 June 2011 - 07:04 PM, said:

Did he mention anything about a banana?

BigSlick, on 14 June 2011 - 07:12 PM, said:

...or a cigar?

Sometimes a banana really is just a cigar.

[BigSlick]

I didn't know where to post this, so I figured I'd just bump this thread...

2011 Triples:

Adrian Gonzalez 3

David Ortiz 1

Jacoby Ellsbury 0

[LooiesWindup]

BigSlick, on 21 June 2011 - 12:04 PM, said:

I didn't know where to post this, so I figured I'd just bump this thread...

2011 Triples:

Adrian Gonzalez 3

David Ortiz 1

Jacoby Ellsbury 0

Triples are that odd beast:

singles-just put it in play past the infield, or have speed to beat it out if it's in the infield (or watch it bounce back in THEN start running if you are Manny)
doubles-you can have power and be slow, or no power and be fast
Home Run-just hit it out, baby
Triples-have to stay in play, and you have to be fast, and you have to hit it far enough to make it a long throw. Ellsbury has the the speed, but not the power to hit it to say the triangle.

Still, Papi > Ellsbury for 3B is a bit, um, odd.