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#1 BigSlick

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 12:46 AM

With the exception of the first few weeks of April every person here spent from December until a few weeks ago making World Series plans. Then a few weeks ago this team started looking like the f*cking Mets or Pirates or some other shitty ass team. Well to that I say F*ck This Shit.

Josh Beckett takes the hill tomorrow to deliver a near fatal blow to those cow bell ringing, redneck c*cksuckers, and the next day Jon F'ing Lester will leave their spirits dead.

After that we can turn our sights on the Yankees. This team isn't just getting the wildcard. They are winning the f*cking division. They have 7 games left with the pathetic Orioles, who might not even show up, and 3 with the Yankees, who they've owned this year. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this team doesn't lose another goddamn game until spring training. F*ck Tampa, F*ck the Yankees, F*ck losing and if you're reading this and in panic mode then f*ck you too!!!!

If you are a pussy and aren't with me, start your own f*cking thread with your own dumb ass comments as to why you're a scared bandwagon jumping, pink hat wearing, sorry excuse of a fan.

If you are with me, then feel free to post below.

Edited by BigSlick, 16 September 2011 - 02:36 AM.


#2 rominer

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 02:13 AM

The bottom line, as always, is this:

F**k everyone else.

Win.

#3 ghostoffoxx

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 06:58 AM

With the exception of the first few weeks of April every person here spent from December until a few weeks ago making World Series plans. Then a few weeks ago this team started looking like the f*cking Mets or Pirates or some other shitty ass team. Well to that I say F*ck This Shit.

Josh Beckett takes the hill tomorrow to deliver a near fatal blow to those cow bell ringing, redneck c*cksuckers, and the next day Jon F'ing Lester will leave their spirits dead.

After that we can turn our sights on the Yankees. This team isn't just getting the wildcard. They are winning the f*cking division. They have 7 games left with the pathetic Orioles, who might not even show up, and 3 with the Yankees, who they've owned this year. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this team doesn't lose another goddamn game until spring training. F*ck Tampa, F*ck the Yankees, F*ck losing and if you're reading this and in panic mode then f*ck you too!!!!

If you are a pussy and aren't with me, start your own f*cking thread with your own dumb ass comments as to why you're a scared bandwagon jumping, pink hat wearing, sorry excuse of a fan.

If you are with me, then feel free to post below.



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"Let's do it"!
[all of the Rooters stand up and run out with Slick]

**** it. I'm all in.

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Edit: If it wasn't for Facebook, I would still assume that Slick actually looked like Bluto Blutarsky

Edited by ghostoffoxx, 16 September 2011 - 07:00 AM.


#4 Mike LansWho

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 07:09 AM

Was it over when your mom bombed Pearl Harbor?

#5 BigSlick

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 07:16 AM

Edit: If it wasn't for Facebook, I would still assume that Slick actually looked like Bluto Blutarsky


I don't?

I used to... when I had hair.

Anyway... F*ck baldness... F*ck the Rays and F*ck the fact that I'm actually friends with someone who is a real Rays fan. This ********** is actually from Tampa and buys EI just to watch the f*ucking Rays. 2 weeks ago I was humoring him by agreeing they still had an outside chance. Now I am hoping he get Legionaires Disease or gets hit by a bus or something.

#6 Manny's PS2

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 07:21 AM

I'm down with this line of thinking. F**k everybody. It's time to right the ship, bury the hatchet and kick some Ray ass. Do Rays have asses? If they do, it's time to kick them. Big Game James needs to cry tonight.

#7 ghostoffoxx

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 07:33 AM

I don't?

I used to... when I had hair.

Anyway... F*ck baldness... F*ck the Rays and F*ck the fact that I'm actually friends with someone who is a real Rays fan. This ********** is actually from Tampa and buys EI just to watch the f*ucking Rays. 2 weeks ago I was humoring him by agreeing they still had an outside chance. Now I am hoping he get Legionaires Disease or gets hit by a bus or something.

This is awesome. It's like rominer's rage has hacked Slick's account. I like it...

Was it over when your mom bombed Pearl Harbor?


Too soon...and it was the Japanese Germans that bombed my mother, asshole.

Edited by ghostoffoxx, 16 September 2011 - 07:34 AM.


#8 Hail Cesar

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 07:37 AM

Agreed. The Red Sox had many chances last night and it seemed that after the ball and broken bat went under Scutaro's legs that the Sox just stopped performing. The Sox needed to collectively say f*ck this sh*t and just play like they're capable of playing. Seriously.

#9 FishCake

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 08:21 AM

F**ing win. F**ing get in the postseason and win it all for the assholes on this f**ing board. I don't f**ing hang around with strange guys on the internet for nothing!!

#10 MrNewEngland

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 08:23 AM

F*ck. This. Sh!t.

#11 Hail Cesar

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 08:27 AM

I don't f**ing hang around with strange guys on the internet for nothing!!


GONM probably thinks otherwise.

#12 Mike LansWho

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 08:28 AM

GONM probably thinks otherwise.


Can you ****ing concentrate and start ****ing this shit like everybody else??

#13 Hail Cesar

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 09:50 AM

Can you ****ing concentrate and start ****ing this shit like everybody else??


Okay, okay. I'll f*ck this sh*t like I'm not gonna f*ck sh*t again.

Beckett's gonna dominate. Ellsbury is gonna hit for the cycle tonight and steal four bags. Crawford's gonna remove his head from his ass and put in a 3-hit 2-steal night. Gotta f*ck this sh*t one game at a time and f*ck it good. The winning streak starts tonight.

#14 Manny's PS2

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 11:40 AM

Apparently, beginning tonight sh!t gets F**cked in a serious way.

#15 rominer

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 11:56 AM

Apparently, beginning tonight sh!t gets F**cked in a serious way.


Shit-f**king is serious business.

F**king this shit, in particular, is something that just needs to be done.

This is already some f**ked up shit, but we may still have to f**k some shit up.

Whatever it takes. F**k this shit.

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 12:41 PM

This post is only good 1 day a week but I'm posting it anyway...
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#17 Mike LansWho

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 12:47 PM

Bill Belichick says 'f*ck this shit, Derrick Mason'.

#18 The Ghost of Ned Martin

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 01:52 PM

If you are a pussy and aren't with me, start your own f*cking thread with your own dumb ass comments as to why you're a scared bandwagon jumping, pink hat wearing, sorry excuse of a fan.


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Clearly, since I have sat idly by on my ever widening ass, as the ****ing assclowns from Stripperville USA have slowly crept up on the Sox, I AM a ****ing PUSSY.

That said, I'M WITH YOU BIG SLICK.

What the ****? There is no way we are going to allow a team that plays in an oversized Port-a-Potty (and not the good kind) in a God-awful city in a State filled with inbred shit kickers to take make the playoffs ahead of the Sox.

The team has about 10 loyal fans and a third baseman who used to be a female slut on Desperate Housewives and once was married to Tony Parker. That's gay. I hate their uniforms and the fact that they dropped "Devil," from their team nickname because they were afraid it was bringing them bad luck. Dumb ****s.

But do you know who can really suck my balls? All the ****ing Yankee fans who keep asking if Red Sox fans are worried. Why don't you worry about your own team douche bags? Look at your starting rotation if you can stop masturbating to a picture of George Steinbrenner long enough...except for CC Fatassia, you have NOTHING. Over the past few years in the post season, your team has crashed and burned more often than Cory Lidle and it will happen again.

And like Fishcake, I too, do not hang out on the internet with strange men for nothing. I do it for sex. But that aside, WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THE ****ing POSTSEASON AND WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!!

And when we do, the rest of MLB, no the rest of the ****ing WORLD, can suck my ass.

TONIGHT, IT BEGINS, ASSHOLES.






#19 Kid T

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 03:56 PM

FWIW, Baseball Prospectus still has our playoff odds as 95.1%

#20 Hail Cesar

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 03:58 PM

FWIW, Baseball Prospectus still has our playoff odds as 95.1%


F*ck that sh*t. The Red Sox playoff odds are 130%. Mark it down, jabronie.




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